Gaya rambut cantik untuk suami-suami anda...

Hai ibu-ibu...

Senang nggak sih kalo punya suami yang trendi? Setidaknya pengen kan ngelihat suaminya dandy, coba deh beberapa gaya ini...

PONI NARSIS (POSIS) 

KERITING SEBEL (KRISE)

JULIUS CAESAR 

KUMIS NAJIS (KUNAS)

PIRANG NISTA (PRITA)

KEMBANG-KEMBANG BERANDALAN 

KRITING JIJI BANGET (KRIJIBANG)

Dan masih ada beberapa model lagi dalam katalog, silahkan dipilih...

Kucing-kucing aneh Part 3

Dan ingat ya, Kucing itu punya sifat-sifat buruk yang nggak masuk di akal. Sebaiknya sebagai pemilik rumah, dan pemilik kucing, kita harus lebih concerned dan hati-hati sama sifat-sifat kucing yang sudah jadi bawaan.

Mari kita perhatikan, inilah sifat2 buruk yang susah dihilangkan dari kucing peliharaan anda:

1. Pembangkang;

Neneng : Heh, turun loh dari meja, kan udah gw bilang kalo duduk dimeja ntar bisa banyak utang!

Julia (Kucing) : Heh, apa sih loh nyuruh2? lo nggak suka? Emang lo pikir eloh siapa? emak guweh aja bukan! 

2. Tempramental dan cemburuan;

Sisca (kucing) : Eh, ngapain lo kemarin deketin Jefry? Jefry itu punya GUWE! asal lo tahu ya! dasar lo perek murahan! sini loh guwa tabok!

PLAK! PLAK!

 3. Moody

Jauh-jauh lo semua! Guwe lagi nggak mood! 

4. Pemalas dan Kebluk

Mmmh? Ujah ham delawan yaa? howaaaaaah, mazih gantug.. wales bener mao ngawa-ngawain.. wowo lagi adaaah... hoaaaaaaaaaammm... 

5. Bego

Nyem-nyem... ini guwa uwah dabet mouuznyah, guwah dabet diguzzznyah!!!! 

Mouse = tikus, please deh!

6. Nggak sabaran dan Pemarah

Apa sih? Lo ngomong apa sih? Yang jelas dong kalo ngomong! Apah? Hah?  Hah? YANG KERAS DONG, SETAN! LO NGOMONG APA SIH? KAN NGGAK KEDENGERAN! CEPETAN LO MAU NGOMONG APAH GUWE NGGAK BISA NUNGGUIN LAMA-LAMA!!!!!

hati-hati kalo lagi ngomong sama kucing yang budeg...

Kucing-kucing aneh Part 2

Mari kita teruskan mebahas kucing-kucing aneh yang ada saat ini...

3. Kucing-kucing juga suka diem-diem suka buka situs aneh-aneh kalo lagi dirumah sendirian...

Romeo, kucing milik ibu Ida Sulastri kepergok sedang membuka video tidak senonoh dari situs www.miawcentilxxx.com saat yang punya rumah pergi...

4. Kucing-kucing juga dilatih untuk jadi tentara bayaran dan bahkan teroris!!! Mereka diberi pelatihan yang mengerikan yang dikhususkan untuk para assassin dan mercenary yang pro. Berikut ini adalah pelatihan yang diberikan kepada kucing-kucing tersebut;

Armory

Kamuflase dan Penyamaran

Ninjutsu

 Atletik dan latihan fisik intens

Direct Combat

Kucing-kucing aneh Part 1

Hey, pernah kepikiran nggak sih, kucing yang di piara itu sebenernya hewan aneh yang ekspresif...

Maksud loooh?

Coba lihat-lihat deh, 

1. Kebanyakan orang nggak hanya tahu kucing-kucing itu hewan lucu yang manja, tapi mereka itu sebenernya makhluk jahat yang kejam!

Kucing : Eh, bocah, lo jangan betingkah ya! Bisa apa loh kalo emak loh lagi ngantor? Lo mau ngatur-ngatur guweh? Mau nyegsarain idup guweh? guweh bejek-bejek juga muka loh! Sini loh! Hiyaaaaaaaaa!

2. Kadang-kadang kucing ini juga lebih gaya dari yang punya rumah...

Rebekah, yang selalu mendapat peraatan intensif di Rudy Suwaarno hair Studio dan Suaminya...

Jeremiah yang ngefans banget sama whitney houston, adalah pasangan suami istri kucing yang saling mencintai. mereka tinggal di rumah skeluarga yang harmonis beranggotakan...

Tarkimin, aki-aki yang agak sedikit ngondek, dan istrinya...

Djubaidakh, yang nggak pernah tahu bagaimana memakai kerudung dengan benar, serta...

Jay sii coMo3tzLuPhLIndacellamanyah, anak mereka yang alay dan gemar nonton SM*SH di Inbox.

Bener kan? Kucing kadang-kadang bisa lebih gaya dari yang punya...

A good Joke from the internet...

 I found this! I found thiiiis!
I found some laughy-funny jokes from the internet and I repost it so you guys can read this on my blog.
Here it goes,

The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn’t the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn’t a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

You can find another on this site : 
http://babyinncen.com/super-funny-jokes-collection.html

Haley Reinhart

This girl, Haley Reinhart, has the voice of perfection. I never fell for one's voice like this since Michael Buble. check this out.

Awwwww.....

X-Men: Cyclops

Hoy!

Another X-Men Movies!!!!

You know, this is fake. I don't know, the maker of this trailer was a pro somehow, this fooled me when first time I watched it. Thumbs up for the maker, you pissed me off!

Trailer is on the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

This, my friend, is probably the coolest movie this year! I always love a movie with gods, war, magic, and giant creatures! And this one have it all. check this out!

IMMORTAL OFFICIAL MOVIE TRAILER

Who Worth the Cast for The Mortal Instruments Series?

I bought the fourth book of the mortal instruments series, "City of the Fallen Angel", and I was thinking, "this should be on theatre soon!". i googled and find nothing but any prediction about the movie, including the cast. You know, that's sorta fun to guess who might fit to play one of the mortal instruments' cast, so I have my own idea about the cast, let's start!

JACE WAYLAND

Blonde and resent face, just as Ms Clare said. Mr Pettyfer was the right man to play as Jace Wayland.

Carissa Fray

Ms Roberts won everyone's heart to play Clarissa Fray, she gracefully won my heart too.

Simon Lewis

He looks really like Simon, don't he? Yeah, we'll never actually saw Simon, but you can just agree so I can continue to the next cast. :D what a jerky nasty chongkey...

Isabelle Lightwood

Either Megan Fox, or...

...Dakota Fanning was the one who might suits Isabelle Lightwood.

but Ms Fox is waaaaay too hot...

Alec Lightwood

Either this guy, or...

...this guy. Anyone, I don't care. they both  the same.

Magnus Bane

Magnus "Blinky" Bane, this guy have enough sparkle to be Magnus. look at that, um, what-the-name on his arms (for now, let's call it gloves), very Magnus.

Well, if you have any different idea about who fits Clary, or who fits Magnus, or whoever, just leave some comment.

cheers!

My First Post

Hi,

I'm starting to blogging today, and I swear to Poseidon I don't know what I'm gonna do with this blog, and what will be on this blog but we'll see. Maybe a couple of short stories and what-so-called news, but I really don't know how to start, because this blog is made for just a purpose: Posting comments to another blog. How life could be that funny. :D anyway, You're on the crook's creek now, you cannot pass and it's too late to run away. So You're here and you must as confused as I am, trapped in the creek with nothing in it. Ngwahahahahahaha....

(I swear that's lame!)